Goat Simulator: Mmore Goatz Edition Achievement Guide & Road Map

Goat Simulator: Mmore Goatz Edition
Goat Simulator: Mmore Goatz Edition Achievement Guide

Overview:
- Estimated achievement difficulty: 2/10
- Offline: 30 [1000]
- Online: 0
- Approximate amount of time to 1000: 6-8 hours
- Minimum number of playthroughs needed: 1
- Missable achievements: None
- Does difficulty affect achievements: No difficulty
- Unobtainable/glitched achievements: No

Note: The Xbox 360 version of Mmore Goatz Edition is not available for purchase anymore.

GoatZ Introduction:
GoatZ is a spoof of the zombie genre where you have to survive the apocalypse against both human and goat undead.

There are 14 achievements related to GoatZ. The achievements are very straightforward and don’t take long to complete. There is a good mix of single task achievements and ones that you have to complete in one game. Overall, these aren’t too bad as they are somewhat monotonous. And although there are golden goat statues, there is no achievement for collecting them all.

GoatZ Mutators:
It is recommended that you activate both the ‘Casual Goat’ and ‘No Hunger Goat’ mutators. This will prevent you from starving and make you invulnerable.

Also suggested is the ‘Inventory’ mutator which allows you to lick an item and place it in your inventory (instead of dragging it around with your tongue). This mutator is extremely helpful with the achievements “Survivalist” and “Shattered dreams.”

GoatZ Abbreviated Walkthrough:
There are three modes: ‘Tutorial’, ‘Before Outbreak’ and ‘After Outbreak’. Start a game in the tutorial to unlock the “Too much fun” achievement. All of the other achievements can be unlocked in one ‘After Outbreak’ game.

There are 7 achievements that require you to perform a single task. Some of them can be done immediately (“Big in Japan,” “I am Goat,” “Masterchef,” and “Warm Bath”) while others require you to unlock a mutator first (“Goat from above,” “Hang tight,” and “Look at it go!”). These should be knocked out first so you can concentrate on the ‘one game’ achievements.

Over the course of the game, you will unlock “Survive for your life” where you need to survive 10 days. Since you have the ‘Casual Goat’ and ‘No Hunger Goat’ mutators on, you can’t die so this will unlock naturally.

The remaining five achievements each have to be done in one game, meaning that you can’t quit playing and come back to them at another time (unless you leave your console on while you are paused in the game). This also means that you can’t restart the game from the menu if you mess up. If you quit out for any reason, you lose all progress. You can play five separate games but it’s easier just to do them all in one if you have the time. Four of the five can be worked on at the same time; these are “A new challenger has appeared,” “Survivalist,” “The Goa’th amendment,” and “Don’t starve.” For “Shattered dreams,” you need to retrieve three barrels in order to freeze and shatter 30 zombies with your breath.

Goat MMO Introduction:
Goat MMO takes you to a fictional medieval land in search of treasures and glory. Although it has the appearance of an MMO (fake chat, leveling up, quests, etc.), this game is not massive nor is it online, but you can play with up to three friends on the same console, so it technically does include multiplayer.

There are 16 achievements related to Goat MMO. They are very straightforward and don’t take very long to complete. The only achievement that might take some time (and by some time, I mean 15 minutes tops) is collecting the 20 golden goat statues.

Goat MMO Abbreviated Walkthrough:
You can tackle the achievements in any order you want. Most of them relatively simple as they only require you to perform a single task, but there are a few where you have to complete a quest or retrieve an item to unlock the achievement. Also, as you move around the land, you will unlock zones for “The Charter Trip.” If you are collecting the golden goat statues for “Love or Hate?,” you will travel through all the zones except for one.

Overall Conclusion:
Congratulations on your easy completion!

[XBA would like to thank bLaKgRaVy for this Roadmap]

The Goa'th amendment

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Craft all the weapons in one game
Crafting parts only appear in ‘GoatZ - After Outbreak.’

Since you have to do this in one game, it’s okay to respawn if necessary but you cannot restart or else you will have to start over again.

There are five weapons that need to be crafted to unlock this achievement. The parts for them are found all around the map. Each weapon requires two parts (both parts need to be brought back to the same station to craft the weapon).

In order to unlock “Survivalist,” you need to craft all 17 objects in the game. Refer to that achievement for a complete list of items, their locations and a video.
Survivalist

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Craft all items in one game
Crafting parts only appear in ‘GoatZ - After Outbreak.’ This solution was written as if you have the ‘Inventory’ mutator active (as suggested in the roadmap).

Since you have to do this in one game, it’s okay to respawn if necessary but you cannot restart or else you will have to start over again. Note that crafting parts do not respawn within the same game, so if you lose an item, you have to find another one.

There are a total of 17 items to craft. Five of them are for weapons that are required to unlock “The Goa’th amendment.” Each item requires two parts. You need to locate the part, lick it then press to place it in your inventory. With the ‘Inventory’ mutator active, you can literally go around the entire map and pick up the parts required for all 17 craftable items, saving you a good deal of time (as opposed to licking and dragging each part back one by one).

To retrieve the parts, while at one of the three crafting stations, press to open your inventory, select the part and press and it will drop to the ground. Once you’ve dropped enough parts to craft an item, ‘CRAFTING COMPLETE!’ will appear on the screen and tell you which item was crafted. Keep repeating this until both this and “The Goa’th amendment” unlock.

Below is a list of every craftable item and what parts are needed for it. For a visual reference, you can also access this in the game by pressing when you are at a crafting station.

There is no way to track this other than the achievement unlocking, so it is recommended you keep a list and cross it off when you've crafted the item.

Weapons:
- The Gumshot
  - Gumball Machine - Spawn house crafting station
  - Beer Bong - Behind the spawn house
- The Heartbreaker
  - Twig Man - In the big circus tent sitting on the bleachers to the left
  - Wedding Cake - Sitting on a table in where the judges are sitting in the waterpark
- The Relaxer
  - Vial of Goo - At the back of the fortune teller’s tent
  - Broken Minifun - Spawn house crafting station
- The Antiquer
  - Mousetrap - Spawn house crafting station
  - Bag of Flour - Sitting on the ground behind the Coffee Stain Studios house
- The Mind Controller
  - Boombox - Sitting on a table behind the Coffee Stain Studios house
  - Crystal Ball - There is a pile of them just inside the fortune teller’s tent
Survival:
- Crowd Control
  - Barrel - There are a few around the farm
  - Baked Beans - Next to a trash can towards the back against on the right side of the mall (fenced in area next to ladder)
- Edible food
  - Sugar - In front of a small shack to the right and behind the farm crafting station
  - Any item
- Bumper Car
  - Studio Light - In either stage of Green Screen Studios
  - Road Block - Outside of Stage 1 in Green Screen Studios (in front of the skate halfpipe)
- Campfire
  - Torch - Behind the bar in the barbecue/picnic area
  - Twig man - Standing in a corner in the barbecue/picnic area
- Skateboard
  - ‘SKATE’ sign - Facing Stage 1 in Green Screen Studios, there is a skate halfpipe to the left. At the top right is the sign
  - Plank - Laying on the ground by either barrier around the spawn house
- Sweet Ride
  - Road Block - Outside of Stage 1 in Green Screen Studios (in front of the skate halfpipe)
  - ‘Furiously Fast’ sign - Facing Stage 1 in Green Screen Studios, there is a skate halfpipe to the left. On the left at ground level is the sign
- Home Security
  - Baked Beans - On top of a dumpster in an alley next to the ‘Walk-In Bed & Breakfast’ just outside the house spawn zone
  - Light Stand - In either stage of Green Screen Studios
- Goat Shelter
  - ‘Home Sweet Home’ sign - In the church on the top of the hill - headbutt the gravestone to the left of the door to open
  - Plank - Laying on the ground by either barrier around the spawn house
Fashion:
- Sneaking Boots
  - Moon prop - In the Stage 2 building, there’s a TV set on the left
  - Fashion - Clothing - in the second store on the right on the bottom floor in the mall
- Realist Tail
  - Box of Nails - In the construction site behind the mall
  - Fashion - Clothing - in the second store on the right on the bottom floor in the mall
- Makeshift Backpack
  - Electric Fan - On the second floor in the main room of the Coffee Stain Studios house
  - Fashion - Clothing - in the second store on the right on the bottom floor in the mall
- Journeying Scarf
  - Toilet Paper - On the second floor in the bathroom of the Coffee Stain Studios house
  - Fashion - Clothing - in the second store on the right on the bottom floor in the mall
Thanks to VidGamiacUnlocked for the video (Inventory mutator):
Survive for your life

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Survive 10 days
You can only unlock this in ‘GoatZ - After Outbreak.'

Each day in GoatZ lasts about 5 minutes, so as long as you don’t starve or are killed by zombies (and other things), you should get this achievement in around 45 minutes. Just keep moving around to avoid zombies and eat food items if you are getting hungry. Note that you can respawn if necessary but you cannot restart or else you will have to start over again.

As suggested in the roadmap, turning on the ‘Casual Goat’ and ‘No Hunger Goat’ mutators will guarantee this achievement as you are immune to death and cannot go hungry.
Masterchef

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Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
This can be completed in either ‘GoatZ - Before Outbreak’ or ‘GoatZ - After Outbreak.’

Make your way to the farm. Around the area, you will see a group of people standing next to a giant concrete hole. Jump into the hole and you will be teleported to an island. Jumping on the wooden boards and rocks, make your way to the top. When you get there, on the right side you will see stairs leading up to a platform with a giant cauldron filled with steaming green ooze.

To unlock this achievement and get the ‘Voodoo Goat’ mutator, you need to drag a person into the green ooze. Looking around, you will see some businessmen wearing suits and goat masks and dancing around. Go up to one and lick them by pressing . Then drag that person up the stairs and drop them into the cauldron (it might take some maneuvering to get them into it). When they fall in, you will unlock this achievement. You will also unlock the ‘Voodoo Goat’ mutator which allows you to spit a ‘voodoo bomb’ when you press (which is required for “Look at it go!”).
A new challenger has appeared

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Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survival quests only appear in ‘GoatZ - After Outbreak.’

Survival quests are tasks that you complete for points, health and food. Complete 25 of these in the same game and the achievement will unlock. Since you have to do this in one game, it’s okay to respawn if necessary but you cannot restart or else you will have to start over again. You will probably complete a good amount of these as you are going for “Survivalist.”

Each quest is different and includes, but not limited to, killing zombies, crafting an item, eating a food item(s), acting like a goat, causing destruction and many other tasks. They appear in the top right corner of the screen. Also, each quest is timed, so you sometimes have to work fast to complete them. If you decide not to complete the current task, just wait out the timer for another one to display.

You can check to see how many quests you’ve completed by pressing and navigating to ‘Death Stats.’
Warm bath

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Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
This can be completed in either ‘GoatZ - Before Outbreak’ or ‘GoatZ - After Outbreak.’

The slippery slide ride is located in the waterpark. Since starting the game in ‘Before Outbreak’ spawns you in a different location than ‘After Outbreak’, I will use the mall as a reference. Facing the mall, turn around and head out of the parking lot. Go to the left and across the street and you will see ticket booths between rocks underneath a ‘Whiplash’ sign on the right. Go through these booths and to the left and you will see the slippery slide directly in front of you. Follow the circular stairs to the top.

What you want to do is run towards the slide and you will go ragdoll as you slide down. At the end, you will be launched in the air over the Whiplash obstacle course. You will see a small kiddie pool in the barbecue/picnic area just past two umbrellas. Aim for the pool and if you land in it or hit the edge, the achievement will unlock. If it doesn’t, just try again.

Note: To get the distance you need, it is helpful to have the ‘Paraglider’ mutator unlocked and active (refer to “Hang tight” for more information). When you launch into the air, press to deploy your parachute and aim for the kiddie pool. When you are nearly above it, press again and you will fall to the ground. Experiment with the timing and this should unlock in no time.

Thanks to Dark X Steve Gaming for the video:
Too much fun

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Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
This can be done in ‘GoatZ - Tutorial.'

Work your way through the tutorial until you get to the stage where two crates are dropped from the ceiling. Headbutt these crates and one of them will include a Minifun gun (a minigun). Press to lick it and you will equip it.

From the same hole in the ceiling will drop a number of zombies. Be careful as any mutators you selected will not be equipped, so they can kill you. Standing in one corner, let a good amount of zombies spawn. If they move towards you, avoid them by moving around the room. When you have some bunched together, press to fire the Minifun (it needs to rev up so you won’t shoot anything for the first second or two). You need to kill 7 zombies before you run out of ammo, so just pulse the trigger as it only takes a couple of rounds to kill a zombie. Keep moving around the room and shooting until the achievement unlocks. If you happen to die or run out of ammo before you kill 7, just restart the tutorial and try again.

Thanks to VidGamiacUnlocked for the video:
Goat from above

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Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Zombies only appear in ‘GoatZ - After Outbreak.’

You first need to unlock the ‘Prototype Goat’ mutator and to do that you need to have unlocked the ‘Paraglider’ mutator first. Refer to “Hang tight” for more information about that.

Make your way to the grey skyscraper and enter the elevator in the lobby. You will automatically teleport to the roof. Facing the elevator, to the right is the gold skyscraper. Walk to the edge and jump off, deploy your parachute by pressing and glide over to the rooftop of the gold skyscraper. On this rooftop is an electrified table surrounded by generators. Jump on it and you will be endowed with the ‘Prototype Goat’ mutator.

Back on the ground, you need to gather five zombies around each other. This can be tricky as they don’t always follow you where you want to go. There is a good amount in the mall, around the barbecue/picnic area, in both studios and near the podium outside the gold skyscraper.

Once you have five zombies close together, jump up and hold . This will cause an electrical field to appear around you. Release the button and when you land, any zombie around you will be shocked. This might take a few tries as there might not be a zombie within the radius of the shock. Keep trying until this unlocks.
Look at it go!

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Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
This can be completed in either ‘GoatZ - Before Outbreak’ or ‘GoatZ - After Outbreak.’ This does not have to be done on zombies; it can be done on uninfected people as well.

The first thing you need to do is unlock the ‘Voodoo Goat’ mutator. Refer to “Masterchef” for more information about that.

Once you have that unlocked, you need to find a group of four or more people close together. A good place is around the giant concrete hole you jumped into to teleport to the island to unlock this mutator. Position yourself so it appears that everyone is close together and press to shoot your voodoo bomb. It’s best to aim the bomb in the middle of the people as it has a wide radius. If someone is affected by it, purple smoke will shoot from their head. As long as it affects four or more people, the achievement will unlock. If not, try a different location or try to gather four zombies together.

Another good location is behind the fortune teller’s tent. In that location there are four people standing guard around a golden goat statue. Walk up to them and before they have a chance to react to you, press to shoot. Since they are close together, you should be able to hit all four in one shot.

If you are not going for any of the “one game” achievements, you can simply restart your game and all the people will be respawned. Make sure you equip the ‘Voodoo Goat’ mutator.
Boat Ride

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Enjoy your trip
(1)
This is unlocked in Goat MMO. Twistram is a village in the northern part of the map. Along the eastern shore, there is a pier with a row boat. Once you jump in the boat and the man starts rowing, the achievement will unlock.
Elfstreet Boys

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Baa with the choir
(1)
This is unlocked in Goat MMO. Alvesta is a village in the northwestern part of the map. As you are approaching the village (it will be dark and purple-colored), cross the stream and stay to the right; do not jump down the waterfall as there is a path on the right. Along the right-hand side in front of you there will be a treehouse with a ramp leading up to it. In this treehouse there are a number of people standing in half circle humming. To unlock this achievement, all you need to do is press to baa.
Excaligoat

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Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
This is unlocked in Goat MMO. In Alvesta, in the center of the village, there is a fenced in area surrounded by water (just to the west of the “Elfstreet Boys” treehouse). On the shore directly to the north of this area is a stone block of with a sword embedded in it (the stone has three yellow triangles on it). Walk over to the sword and lick it by pressing . Back up and keep moving side to side until the sword decides to extract itself. When it does, the words ‘UNLOCKED’ will appear on the screen, unlocking the ‘Excaligoat’ mutator and achievement.
Jörgen

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Jörgen
(1)
This is unlocked in Goat MMO. Along the eastern border of the map, just north of the Goatwind gates, there is an exclamation point (which indicates a quest). You will see a dancing person inside a yellow/orange circle with a number of creatures around him. Step inside the circle to “talk” to the person and he will ask you to kill 10 bears. When the quest starts, kill the creatures by any means necessary (you can butt stomp them if you have the ‘Tank’ mutator on). Stay in the area as they respawn.

Once you’ve killed 10, a green circle will appear around the person. Step into it and the words “I HATE BEARS” will pop up on the screen, signifying the quest is complete. When you see that, the achievement will unlock.

Thanks to Dark X Steve Gaming for the video:
Love or Hate?

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Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
This is unlocked in Goat MMO. There are a total of 20 collectibles/trophies (golden goat statues) available in Goat MMO. Just go around the map and the achievement will unlock when you collect them all.

Thanks to Press A to Join for the video:
Mermaid Goat

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Unlock the mermaid mutator
(1)
This is unlocked in Goat MMO. To unlock this achievement, it is easier to have the ‘Inventory’ mutator active.

You first need to “talk” to a person (Ariel Waterhouse) in Goatshire about a quest. This person is located in the inn/tavern in the center of the village. It is the building with the fruit vendor out front. Step into the yellow/orange square to listen to what they have to say. Ariel wants you to bring Miranda the Mermaid back to her. When she finishes talking, it will initiate the quest (you can leave before she finishes talking to get a head start).

From the tavern, walk north through Gold Fields until you come to a path. Take that path west until you cross two bridges. This area is known as Mermaid’s Tail. After you cross the second bridge, turn south and follow the path to Glarblargle Beach. Before you get to the beach, to the left is a lone mermaid standing around a yellow patch of sand (a geyser). This is Miranda the Mermaid.

You’re going to want to kill it, so headbutt it until it’s dead. Then lick it and press to place it inside your inventory chest. Then you need to return to the inn/tavern in Goatshire and when you walk into the green circle, the words ‘THE MERMAID - TRUE LOVE CONQUERS ALL’ will appear on the screen, indicating that you’ve completed the quest which will unlock the achievement.

Thanks to VidGamiacUnlocked for the video:
Music Non Stop

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Jump on the launchpad
(2)
This is unlocked in Goat MMO. Starting at the inn/tavern in Goatshire (the building with the fruit stand out front), walk away from that building and jump over the stream. Walk between the two buildings in front of you and when you pass the building on the left, turn left and walk forward up an incline.

Follow the path up the incline (to your left is a wider stream and a waterfall) and you will come to a clearing. There is a giant tree just across the stream in front of you. Jump over the stream and walk behind the tree (there is a person lying in front of it). You will see a hole in the ground. Walk into this hole and the game will ask you if you want to travel to the next area. Select ‘Travel’, the game will load and you will appear bouncing on a keyboard. Rotate around and you will see a giant person dancing. Walk towards that person and you will eventually fall off the desk. The game will load again and you will spawn at the geyser on Glarblargle Beach, unlocking the achievement.

Thanks to XBLA Fans for the video:
Not Again

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Get deviously trapped again
This is unlocked in Goat MMO. In Twistram, there is a quest giver standing in the center of the village that goes by the name Dumbledoor the Grey. Speaking with him will set you on a quest to retrieve a Demonic Horn, which is only found in Old Goat Mountain.

Travel south to Old Goat Mountain and as you make your way into the main area, you will see a couple of goats fighting a tall demon. You can either kill the demon yourself or let the other goats kill it. When it’s dead, it will drop a demon horn named ‘DemonMasterLordOfDestructionKiller’. Lick the horn and make your way back to Twistram (you can press to place it in your inventory chest if you have it active).

When you arrive back in Twistram, step into the green circle and you will give the horn to Dumbledoor, completing your quest. This will automatically open up a blue portal. Jump inside the portal and travel to the next area. The words ‘IT’S A TRAP!’ will appear on the screen and you will be stranded in this new location, unlocking the achievement.

To get back to the “real” world, select ‘Restart’ from the menu.
Old Goat

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OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
This is unlocked in Goat MMO. For this achievement you have to travel to Old Goat Mountain and unlock the ‘Old Goat’ mutator.

Travel south to Glarblargle Beach, turn right and follow the Old Goat Path up to Old Goat Mountain. As you approach the main area, turn right and go through the stone overpass and make another right and you will see a green portal. Step through the portal and you will spawn inside the stronghold.

In the next room, jump over the gap and try to avoid the crushing walls. It may take a few tries, but when you have reached the ledge on the other side, turn left towards a grey brick wall. Headbutt it until you can walk through. Walk forward and you will be crushed by wall spikes (it’s unavoidable). Fight your way forward until you clear this obstacle. When you reach the turn in the corridor, a boulder will roll from right to left and get stuck in flames. If you’re behind the boulder, headbutt it out of the way and walk forward (through the flames).

When you get to the next area, you will be crushed by the ceiling. Again, fight your way to the other side and when you’re through, you will see a giant spoon sitting on the floor. Turn left and walk forward and you will come into a room with a giant dinosaur eating at a table, unlocking the ‘Old Goat’ mutator and the achievement.

Thanks to XBLA Fans for the video:
The Charter Trip

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Visit all zones on the MMO level
This is unlocked in Goat MMO. There are 16 locations in the game. As you are traveling through the game collecting the golden goat statues for “Love or Hate?,” you will pass through all but one of these locations, which is ‘Your House’ (in Goatshire). Here’s a list of all the zones and a video showing them:
1. Snowflake Factory
2. Adventurer’s Path
3. Gold Farm
4. Goatshire
5. Your House (in Goatshire)
6. Gold Fields
7. Goatwind Wall
8. Goatwind (go through the blue portal)
9. Twistram
10. Twistram Cathedral (in Twistram)
11. Mermaid’s Tail
12. Alvesta
13. Glarblargle Beach
14. Bullgrurzh
15. Old Goat Pass
16. Old Goat Mountain
Thanks to XBLA Fans for the video:
Voluntary QA

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Trash the server room
(1)
This is unlocked in Goat MMO. In Alvesta, standing in the center fenced-in area, head west over the stepping stones. Walk up the ramp directly in front of you, turn around and walk up another ramp. This leads to a treehouse. As you enter, turn left and you will see an opening. Jump through the opening, walk straight and you will see a stop sign, a table and a folding chair. To your right will be a thin wooden ramp. Walk up this ramp into a room and walk through a door and you will be in the server room. All you need to do is headbutt the servers. When you’ve caused enough damage, a message will appear on the screen that says ‘ERROR SERVERS ARE DOWN’. Select ‘Yes’ to the achievement will unlock.

Thanks to XBLA Fans for the video:
Wheel Goat

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Unlock the wheel of time mutator
This is unlocked in Goat MMO. Head towards Glarblargle Beach. As you approach the beach, veer to the left and behind a small wooden structure is a path that leads into a covered area. Just ahead of you will be a gold hammer and anvil. From there, walk right and continue down the corridor. When it opens up you will be in a room with a gold wheel. Jump up and press to headbutt the wheel and the achievement will unlock.
Shattered dreams

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Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Zombies only appear in ‘GoatZ - After Outbreak.’ This solution was written as if you have the ‘Inventory’ mutator active (as suggested in the roadmap).

Since you have to do this in one game, it’s okay to respawn if necessary but you cannot restart or else you will have to start over again.

The first thing you need to do is to bring three blue barrels (with a white butterfly painted on it) to a RV camper beyond the UFO. To find the RV, looking at the crafting station at the farm, make your way to the left around the house and the rocks will form a pathway (there are two pathways; take the leftmost one [not the one with the lampposts]). Follow the path and you will see the RV will be in front of you.
- The first blue barrel is in that location. Turn away from the RV and you will see it in an alcove to the right. Press to lick it and drag it over to the RV where it will automatically be placed.
- The second barrel is in the barn at the farm. At the back of the barn where the UFO is, there is a ramp which leads to the second floor. There you will find the barrel.
- The third blue barrel is on the rooftop of the mall in the middle of a party. Find your way up to the roof and standing in front of the DJ booth is the barrel.
Instead of licking and dragging each barrel back to the RV, you can lick a barrel then press to place it in your inventory. That way, you can go around the map and collect all three barrels without having to return to the RV after collecting each one. Once you have all three, press to open your inventory, select a barrel and press and it will drop to the ground.

Now that you’ve collected and placed all three blue barrels, they will explode and cause a glowing blue substance to be spread across the map in small piles. Licking these blue piles will give you crystal breath which, when you press , will freeze anything in your path. Then you need to press to headbutt/kick them so they shatter.

Since you only have a limited amount of time before the breath wears off, you can go around, lick zombies and place them in your inventory just like the barrels. When you have 30+ stored up, find a blue pile, open your inventory and release a zombie. It is recommended that you only release 5-10 at a time; any more will cause the game to freeze. Then lick the blue pile and freeze all the zombies you released then headbutt/kick them. Repeat until the achievement unlocks.

There is no way to track this other than the achievement unlocking. Once you’ve shattered your 30th zombie, the achievement will unlock.

Thanks to VidGamiacUnlocked for the video (Inventory mutator):
Don't starve

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Eat 50 food items in one game
(1)
Food items only appear in ‘GoatZ - After Outbreak.’

You will most likely unlock this as you are going for “Survivalist” and “A new challenger has appeared.” Since you have to do this in one game, it’s okay to respawn if necessary but you cannot restart or else you will have to start over again. Note that food items do not respawn within the same game.

Anytime you see a food item and are in need of it, lick it by pressing . There are two food stands in the courtyard of the grey skyscraper, food in the barbecue/picnic area between the grey skyscraper and the Whiplash obstacle course, some food in an upstairs room in the Coffee Stain Studios house and fruit in the Apple store in the mall. There is also food lying around here and there (near the farm there are pumpkins and in the two studios there is some). Sometimes you will see a crate with red smoke scattered about. Headbutt these and it should also include food items.

Also remember, when you kill a zombie, you can lick up its brains which counts as a food item too.

As long as you are licking up food as you see and need it, you should have no trouble unlocking this. There is no way to track this other than the achievement unlocking. Even if you have the ‘No Hunger Goat’ mutator on, you can still eat food items.
Hang tight

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Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
(1)
This can be completed in either ‘GoatZ - Before Outbreak’ or ‘GoatZ - After Outbreak’.

The paraglider is located in two spots; on the rooftop of a building near the grey skyscraper and at the top of a platform in the waterpark (next to the slippery slide). For the purposes of this guide, we will be using the rooftop of a building.

Make your way to the grey skyscraper. Facing it, turn around and there will be a giant red sign on the building. Next to the sign are two fans. Jump up to the fans and you will be catapulted up to the roof. Make your way over to the paraglider and walk over the black backpack sitting next to it. This will unlock the ‘Paraglider’ mutator.

Next step you want to go back to the front of the grey skyscraper. Enter the elevator in the lobby and you will automatically teleport to the roof. In one corner, there is a ladder leading to a platform. Jump off the platform and press immediately to deploy your paraglider. Now just glide around for about a minute without touching anything and the achievement will unlock.
Big in Japan

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Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
This can be completed in either ‘GoatZ - Before Outbreak’ or ‘GoatZ - After Outbreak.’

The Whiplash course is located in the waterpark. Since starting the game in ‘Before Outbreak’ spawns you in a different location than ‘After Outbreak’, I will use the mall as a reference. Facing the mall, turn around and head out of the parking lot. Go to the left and across the street and you will see ticket booths between rocks underneath a ‘Whiplash’ sign on the right. Go through these booths and straight ahead is the ladder that leads you to the start of the course. Climb the ladder to begin.

The course is similar to American Ninja Warrior/Wipeout/American Gladiators in that it has obstacles to avoid and platforms to jump on, all without falling into the water. It can be a bit tricky as you have to correctly time the rotating obstacles so they don’t hit you. There are also a few red bouncy balls that act as trampolines where if you don’t jump on them correctly, you’ll certainly fail. This is not timed so just take your time and stand still when you need to. Refer to the video below if you are having issues with a certain section.

To make this easier, it is recommended you use Slo-Mo for the entire course ().

Note: The video commentator says you cannot use any mutators for this. I was using the ’Double Jump,’ ‘Casual Goat,’ and ‘No Hunger Goat’ mutators (and I think the ‘Paraglider’ mutator as well) and it unlocked for me with no issues.

Thanks to Dark X Steve Gaming for the video:
Butthurt

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Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
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This is unlocked in Goat MMO. When you start the game, choose the ‘Tank’ class (this can also be selected as a mutator if you’re already in the game). When you spawn, all that needs to be done is to stomp on the ground with your butt by pressing . After doing this about 10-12 times, the achievement will unlock.
Gravity Goat

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Unlock the gravity goat mutator
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This is unlocked in Goat MMO. Old Goat Mountain is along the western border of the map. It is only accessible by following the Old Goat Path south to Glarblargle Beach and continue following it as it goes west (past a multicolored tent) then north. Keep moving forward and you will enter the mountain.

As you enter the area, look to the right and you will see a castle-like structure with a tower. At the top of this tower is a plume of red steam. Walk around the structure and you will see a waterfall of lava. Jump into the lava pit and the steam will bounce you up. Do this three or four times until you are high enough to reach the red steam (there is another lava pit higher up that you can use as well). When you touch the red steam, you will unlock the ‘Anti-Gravity Goat’ mutator and this achievement.
Steal the Show

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Do a card trick at the magician
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Note: Before you unlock this achievement, activate the ‘Magician’ mutator or restart the game and select the ‘Magician’ class.

This is unlocked in Goat MMO. Goatwind is along the eastern border of the map. As you approach the gates, step into the blue portal and travel to the next area. When you spawn inside Goatwind, head straight down the main street. When you see a statue of a person crawling on their stomach on the left, walk behind that statue and there is a crowd of people watching a magician levitate a jug. Walk up to the magician and press to throw around some playing cards, unlocking this achievement.
The Icelandic Experience

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It never erupts when you want it to.
This is unlocked in Goat MMO. After you’ve obtained the ‘Wheel Goat’ mutator (refer to “Wheel Goat”) and you have it active, make your way to Glarblargle Beach. As you approach the beach, on the left is a yellow patch of sand with a hole in the center. That hole is a geyser. Just wait until the geyser erupts then press to stop time. Walk into the geyser and you will be launched in the air. When you land the achievement will unlock.
I am Goat

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Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
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It is recommended you complete this while playing ‘GoatZ - Before Outbreak’ so you are not interfered with.

In front of the farm there is a fenced in area with a few goats in it. It sits along the street with the back of the mall adjacent to it. There is a small shed next to this along with another fenced in area with a few sheep. What you want to do is enter the fenced in area with the goats and just stand there. When you do, the words ‘GOAT SIMULATOR - ACT LIKE A GOAT’ will appear on the screen. Stand in that fenced in area for five minutes and the achievement will unlock.